Weird Status messages!

Have you ever seen very weird status messages on facebook or orkut or any of such social networks. i wonder what people think when they put up those messages. Interestingly, there are people who comment on those statuses. I wonder where people get their time and what makes people think that other people might be interested in knowing what they are doing. Here are few examples:

• xyz is watching TV: *Wow! Really? How interesting? WTF should I be interested in it?
• abc is reading a novel in the bathroom: *Mindblowing... fantastic.. never knew you can even read a novel, let alone in bathroom
• jkl is dying to watch Harry Potter - *wish you would die right now..
• iuoi is loving every moment of time spent on the beach - *yeah, really? are you serious? if you are loving every moment, why the heck are you updating your facebook status?
• Eating pistachio cake. Very yummy
• Teaching xyz how to waste time using iPhone.
  

Get a life people and know that you ane not the center of universe