Sunday, February 26, 2012

Super short story :)

Today I challenged my wife to write a story with the following constraints:
Starting statement:
There are sometimes when a man gets so self-confident that he thinks he can get any
pretty girl he wants until he approaches her and she flashes her brilliant smile.

Ending statement:
He left the building flashing her the same smile as she flashed at him when he
approached her.

And here is what she came up with :) Short, simple and crisp :)



There are sometimes when a man gets so self-confident that he thinks he can get any
pretty girl he wants until he approaches her and she flashes her brilliant smile.
She was dressed in a killing red dress with a deep plunging v neck .Her blonde locks shimmering in the
lights she was drinking a martini topped with a red cherry .He could not stop staring at her and wanted
to try his luck that night.He starts to slowly appraoch her while thinking in his head how he could break
the ice .Should i say "you look thirsty", nooo but she already has a drink in her hand. Perhaps i should
start by saying how beautiful she looks, naa may be she heard that the million times. So finally he approaches her to get a glance at her pretty face only to his horror notices her moustache!
He left the building flashing her the same smile as she flashed at him when he
approached her.


Hahah! Good one Dumbu! :)

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

My thoughts on move to Seattle!

Its been about 4 months since I moved to Seattle from San Diego. I thought now is a good time to step back and reflect on my first four months here in Seattle area and write about what is good and bad about this place. Obviously when I first announced my decision to move here from San Diego, everyone thought I was nuts; to leave such a beautiful weather for what they claim to be crappy one. However, apart from that one thing no one came up with any other negative point about Seattle. Anyway, here is my list of good and bad about Seattle.
First lets look at the good:
Small
Even though Seattle is the biggest city in the pacific northwest, it is still small compared to cities in California. Everything is close by in terms of distance. From Redmond to Seattle is 20 mins, so is from airport to downtown. There are 4 major highways I-5, I-405, I-90 and 520. These four highways form the major transport medium from north to south and east to west. If you are in Seattle downtown, you can just walk around. It has one of the highest walk scores I've seen.

Charm
Seattle has its charm everywhere you go. It is artsy; lot of museums, street art, the buildings are old, it is quaint. If you think every part of Seattle is old, break your thoughts right there. It has one of the best "green" buildings ever designed. The experience music program building is just amazing. If you have a wall paper of Seattle Space needle on windows 7, look at the building from where it is taken. Thats EMP building. The view from 520 bridge going into downtown in the evening is just amazing. I loved driving back from work every night.


Environment friendly
Seattle is very environment friendly city. It is the first city I saw which has trash bins for recyclable and solar compactors on the streets. The city has mandated that the taxis that go to airport be hybrids. People in general are very conscious of environment. If you are planning to do any business on the "green" side, you should consider Seattle.


Green
Seattle is green. You would see high rise buildings and not a couple of blocks later, you would see awesome greenery. Some places appear as if the city just popped up in a national park. Eastside is mostly like a national park. A few evenings when the fog sets in, it gives you an impression you are in a hill resort. There are trees everywhere, and not just some plants that were uprooted from somewhere and put in your streets like in San Diego. These are native plants that are here for a long long time. And they are beautiful.


Estuaries
On the west side of Seattle is Puget Sound. A Sound is a sea/ocean inlet surrounded by two land bodies. Puget sound has many fresh water sources flowing into it making it a very rich ecological place. Marine life thrives here and ecosystem that mainly depends on marine life. These estuaries combined with mild temperature make it one of the best places for human race to develop. And of course the sound and the lakes around add to the scenery.


Transit
Seattle has one of the best transits I've seen. You can take bus to any part of the city. And they are pretty frequent. Oh, most of the companies provide you with ORCA card, which makes it free to ride the bus. And if you are in downtown area, you dont need ORCA card either; it is just free to ride in downtown.


No income tax
This is one of the best things of Washington. No personal income tax. Zero; zilch; nada. Thats about 8% better than what you will make in CA :). And before I boost this, the sales taxes are at 9.75%. Slightly more than CA, but still not too bad.


Entrepreneur spirit
God knows why Boeing and Microsoft decided to set up their headquarters here, but ever since entrepreneur spirit in Seattlelites is just climbing. Microsoft, Amazon, Nordstorm, Eddie Bauver, Expedia, Boeing, Nintendo, Costco are just few of the companies to name. Ever since Amazon made the cloud computing famous, Seattle has become hub for cloud computing. Google just opened its office here to attract more Amazonians to work on its cloud computing. Apart from these, there are a lot of small companies and the number of meetups for entrepreneurs are limitless.


Friendly people
People here are very friendly. They are open, welcome you, smile at you and are generally pleasant to talk to. For a place that gets has bad reputation of being gloomy, its the people that light up the place.


Fresh food
As I said earlier, Seattle is big in being environment friendly and green. Most of the food that comes here is locally grown. This is not to say there are no corporate giants; but most people still prefer farmers market. Almost at every corner you would see locally grown produce. They are also big into being healthy. You would see notices posted everywhere about being healthy and asking you to eat better nutritious food. I've been to only one farmers market so far; it was great.


Soccer
Soccer seems to be running in Seattlelites blood. I was told that there are about 300 soccer teams in Seattle. They have indoor soccer/outdoor soccer, co-rec, mens, womens, kids. We've a soccer field at office and thats one of the reasons I love to go to work. We play during lunch hour. Many people play in leagues with games all around the city. Marymoor park has about 16 soccer fields. It is a great place to be if you are a soccer fan.

Now coming to the bad part:

Weather
Yes it is true, weather is not great in Seattle. You must've heard that it rains a lot in Seattle. I would like to modify that statement and rephrase it as : "It drizzles a lot" or "it is cloudy a lot". The rain is not pouring down most of the time, it is just like the spray drifting from your lawn sprinklers. It doesnt snow here much, except for one or two days, but when it does the city pretty much closes down. Yay! free day to stay at home :). I've been fortunate enough (pun intended) to be in one of the worst snow storms of Seattle during second week of January 2012. But it was not devastating or anything. Just stayed at home, watched TV and lazed.


Traffic
Traffic is bad especially if you are with in the rectangle connected by I-5, I-405, I-90 and 520. The intersections are usually really bad. And since Seattle is horizontally challenged due to Puget sound on one side and lake washington on the other, there isn't much scope for improving it either. There are car pool lanes to mitigate the problem. And transit frequency is good enough that most people can take the bus and read something. If you are on the eastside and dont have to go to Seattle, you are fine. The new areas in suburbs are not affected by these traffic issues. Unfortunately my wife works at Amazon in Seattle and I work at Nintendo in Redmond, which makes it difficult for one of us to avoid traffic.


Parking
Parking is an issue in Seattle. Since the city is so small and cant really expand, it has to cut down on parking. There are parking garages, but expensive. Most of the apartment complexes dont provide parking unless you pay extra for them. A parking spot runs anywhere between $125-$200 per month.

So there it is. Overall I would say there are a lot of good things than bad things about Seattle and you shouldn't hesitate to move up here just because you heard about bad weather only. Good things happen to those who dare and explore new horizons; be the one to explore and reap the benefits.

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

For Sreedhar!

నిశిరాతిరి వేళ చంద్రుని కాంతిలో
సముద్రము చెంత నీ కాంతతో 
కడలి అలల సవ్వడి వింటూ 
కమ్మని కలలని కంటూ
కళ్ళలో కళ్ళు పెట్టి చూస్తూ
నీ కాంత కురులు మేలి వేస్తూ 
సరదాగా మరదలు నువ్వు గడుపుతున్న ఈ తరుణంలో 
ఈ నీ ఆప్త మిత్రుని కొన్ని మాటలు వినవా?
ఏది నీకు ఎక్కువ, ఈ రాజినికంతుని వెన్నెల ?
లేక నిన్ను మైకంలోకి నెడుతున్న నీ సునీల?
బదులు చెప్పనక్కేర్లేదు, ఏదో నాకు తెలుసు
ఆ కడలి అలలు నీ మదిలో రేగుతున్న సంగతి నాకు తెలుసు
అది నీ పక్కనే ఉన్న సునీల కారణమని తెలుసు
కోరుకుని కట్టావురా నువ్వు తాళి 
మంగళ వాద్యాల పెళ్ళితో వచ్చింది ఈ ఆళి
చేస్తుంది తొందరలో నీ జేబు ఖాళి
కష్టపడి మల్లి జేబు నింపు
మళ్ళి తనని శోప్పింగ్కి పంపు :)
చిన్ననాటి ఆ మమకారం 
వేసింది మీ పెళ్ళికి స్వీకారం
ఆ బందం కలకాలం మీ అనురాగం నిలుపాలని ఆసిస్తూ...



Sunday, January 29, 2012

Telugu Cinema Recipe!

After watching a series of blockbuster (just in case you are wondering, every damn movie is a blockbuster these days thanks to fans who do it; quality is in gutters though) movies in Telugu, I decided to take a stab at how these movies might have started and how they are made. Here is the recipe I came up with. As I was writing, I realize there can be different flavors that can be added to each step to make a new movie. You are free to read and comment, but rest assured, all the content and any derived work out of it is a complete copyright material and my written permission should be obtained before using it.

Alright now for the template:
I think the original idea starts something like this:
hero intro - 2 mins
heroine intro - 3 mins
villain intro - 3 mins
love scene - 10 mins
villain n hero clash - 5 mins
villain abducting heroine - 5 mins
hero getting heroine back - 5 mins
Total : 28 mins , round it up 30 mins.
So in essence if we want to finish a movie, we can do it in about 30 mins. But audience is going to pay anywhere between $12-$20 and some dumb ones will pay around $30 for premier show, so we have to make it entertaining.

Now how it develops and watch the playtime
Hero Intro
- a fight scene starts for no apparent reason - 3 mins
- chasing someone, showing hero from behind - 2 mins
- people flying around and then showing hero hand first and then slowly face - 2 mins
- fight completion - 2 mins
- song for no apparent reason - 5 mins
                                                                                  (play time: 14 min)
heroine intro
- raining in the middle of summer - 1 min
- heroine waiting at bus stop with umbrella on even though there is a shelter - 1 min
- showing only parts visible under umbrella and not her face - 1 min
- someone with no umbrella - 1min
- heroine giving umbrella to them and running into rain like a retarded person - 2 mins
- showing her wet body and then her face (and time freezes for no reason) - 2 mins
- depending on the length of the movie, she might dance in the middle of the road causing traffic backups- 5 mins
                                                                                  (play time: 27 min)
villain intro - a high profile one (depending on the way you want to project, we can have a rustic scene with villain slaying innocent people with sickles)
- giving impression there is only one sumo - 1 min
- suddenly fanning out to 10 sumos with no traffic sense and driving parallel to each other - 1 min
- killing someone for no real good reason and wasting a villain's real time - 3 mins
- washing blood off the hands while learning about hero beating the villains folks in scene 1 - 2 mins
- villain vouching (read shouting) for revenge with absolutely nonsense dialogues - 2 mins
- oh, no song for villain yet, ...
                                                                                  (play time: 36 min)

love scene (this is difficult, almost all the possible ones are already made into movies, so we create a totally crappy one)
- our beautiful heroine lost the charge in her cell phone while dancing in rain - 2 mins
- hero to rescue (why is he there? no reason), initial talk - 2 min
- searching here and there to find a way to charge the phone - 2 mins
- stopping a scooter and magically pulling some wires to charge her phone - 5 mins
- heroine impressed and a song in dreams - 5 mins
- handshakes, exchanging phone numbers blah blah - 2 mins
                                                                                  (play time: 54 min)

switching back to villain;
- villains thugs finding hero going back from good moods from heroine - 2 mins
- beating the crap out of him without forewarning - 5 mins
- thugs giving warning - 1 min
                                                                                  (play time: 1hr 02 min)

love scene continues...
- heroine running to hero's bed in hospital (how did she find out where he was? hihi, mystery) - 2 mins
- hero impressed at her concern and saying i love you (why?) - 3 mins
- a song just for fun - 5 mins
                                                                                  (play time: 1hr 12 min)

hero exploration:
- hero searching for info with heroine, hero finding some goonda in villains gang and beating the crap out of him - 5 mins
- hero blowing sumos with his bike  is a possibility
- hero giving warning to villain via the thug who got beat - 2 mins
- heroine impressed and song again (you ask why? my answer what are you going to do? walk out.. you paid $12, so you better just sit down and watch) - 5 min
                                                                                  (play time: 1hr 24 min)

villain reaction:
- reacts with unbelievable crappy statements and beating the poor guy who got beat by hero - 2 mins
- finding out heroine's role with hero and planning to abduct her - 2 mins
                                                                                  (play time: 1hr 28 min)

heroine's abduction:
- even though our retarded heroine never went to temple until today, she decides to go there
- villains gang abducting her in front of hazaar people - 5 mins (10 sumos for 1 person, and lots of sickels and knifes)
- on the way to villains adda, heroine shouts for heros name, and hero even though is miles away feels it, but doesnt react yet - 5 mins
                                                                                  (play time: 1hr 38 min)

villains invitation to hero
- your sweetheart is with me, come n get her, heroine shouting heros name - 2 mins
- villain enjoying the moment, item song start: 5 mins
                                                                                  (play time: 1hr 45 min)

hero getting heroine back
- item song end, a loud bang, hero enter, 10 sumos flying all directions - 2 mins
- dishum dishum, one punch 10 ppl flying, - 5 mins
- special treatment for villain, even though hero has a gun to finish off villain, he chooses to do with his bare hands (narasimha avataar taught us this) - 5 mins
- heroine saved,
- hero n heroine marriage and 3 kids in 3 years (desperate people!!)  - 2 mins
- all smiles - the end
                                                                                  (play time: 1hr 59 min)

and the best part...
bloopers: the whole movie again - 2 hrs
THE END


Now I realize there are a few variations we can do on this script.
1. Change heros character by showing he is saving some innocent person from thugs
2. High class heroine driving rashly in the rain and splashing water on hero and stopping to say sorry (high class yet soft corner.. then why is she driving rashly? just for kicks!!)
3. in the second love scene, we can extend by an hour by introducing a bit of family comedy, how to introducce heroine to the heros family and vice-e-versa.
4. Oh yeah! almost forgot if there is no strength in the movie, bring in bramhanandam, your final saving grace.
Yep! end of story! Good luck to audience!

Btw, it took me just about 30 mins to finish the movie outline. Given another hour or two with my friends like Sreedhar, Kasi, and Hari, we will be done with script in its full glory!

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Subtle difference

Yesterday I was listening to news on HLN and the anchor said, "how can two twins be born a year apart? I've the details when we come back." before going to a commercial break. I waited for the break to get over and listened to her give this explanation. "The first of the twins was born at 11:59pm on Dec 31st, 2011, and the second one at 12:01am on Jan 1st, 2012. Welcome to the world twins." Now I kept thinking how is that an year apart? The news should read as "two twins born in two different years..." I guess they just used that "born a year apart" phrase to generate sensation and curiosity among the listeners.
I think a subtle difference in the words used can lead to completely different reaction from the people. Challenges vs problems is a classical example. If you use "we have a plan but there are a few challenges.." vs "we have a plan but there a few problems...", the challenges statement raises a positive thinking in the brain vs the problems one which raises a negative thinking. Choose your words so as to get a positive response from others.

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Another Telugu Poem I wrote a while back

Apologies for non-Telugu folks. This is a poem that I wrote probably way back in 2007 that came up when I was clearing my office today. Hope you like it.
ఎందుకో తెలియని ఆందోళన, ఎవరి కోసమో ఈ తపన 
మనసు పొరలందున ఎవరిదో ఆలాపన 
యద లోయలలో ఎవరో తెలియకుండ కదులుతున్న 
అర్థం కాక నేను నిత్యం సతమతవుతున్న...

 నిత్యం నీవే జ్ఞాపకాలు, వద్దని చెపితే వినేనా సంకెళ్ళు వేయలేని నా మది విహారం 
కనుల ముందు నుండి చేరిగిపోవుగా స్మృతులు
 దరికి రానివ్వవు కదా నా చెంచాలమయిన మదికి విరామం
ఇది నన్ను వెళ్ళిన నీదా తప్పు? లేక నీ ప్రేమనే సర్వస్వం అనుకున్న నాదా?
అర్థం కాక నేను నిత్యం సతమతవుతున్న...

Friday, August 5, 2011

A Poem in Telugu!

Sorry for folks who cant understand Telugu. I will try to get the translated version in later sometime.

అర్థం లేని పదార్తాలకై వేగులడుతున్న ఓ మిత్రమా!
ఎందుకు నీ శక్తిని వ్యర్థం చేసుకున్ట్టున్నావు?
నీ చుట్టూ ఉన్న లోకం చూడు, ఎంత మంది ఆ శక్తికై తపన పడుతున్నారు?
మనస్సుని పెద్ద చేసుకుని వాళ్ళని ఆదుకోవ?
వాళ్ళ  బాధని తొలిగించవ? నీ జీవితానికి ఒక అర్థం తెచ్చుకోవ?